-Red hot earth juice
-Orange death taffy
-Raw island
-Exposed plate lubricant
-Hot mountain pimple pus
-Planety crust blood
-King Koopa’s moat filler
-Land batter
-Basalty lemonade
-Pele’s ejaculate
or
“Oh look, honey. The new acreage has heated floors!”
I enjoy satire, evolution, natural history, and whales.
This summer I began building a full-sized, completely liveable treehouse in the jungle plot I live on. That's a lot of what this blog is about lately, but you may find occasional nerdity, talking animals, science, and snapshots of living things. All photos are mine unless they're not, in which case a click through source is provided.
Please enjoy.
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